I just want to lie in bed and not participate in life
French Friend: well, the total cost of me going to Med school is about 406 a year -
American Friend: THOUSAND?
French Friend: Um, no. 406 Euro. It sounds a little high but it covers the cost of my textbooks, extra classes and most of my housing. How much is it for you?
sorry kids you’re either going to have to get a job or go to uni
oh but uni’s probably going to cost you more so you’ll need to do both
also we don’t have enough jobs for you
there aren’t any jobs but you need at least two of them to survive
“I love the friendship of women" - Smart Girl Mindy Kaling!
yes please I’d like them all thank you
OH MY GOD HE IS THE HOT TEACHER YES HOT TEACHER CHRIS EVANS AU I NEED IT
I literally said out loud at my computer: “His momma taught him so well. Look at how nicely his shirt’s tucked in.”
are straight boys obligated to touch the top of every door frame??
We do it as an act of cleansing for the times our hands accidentally brush against our bros’ hands